"ECLECTICA #4: ""That Wasn't Chicken"" (Hypotheticals and Speculations)" E C L E C T I C A # 4 : THAT WASN'T CHICKEN E 1 Cat In The Kettle ? 1 36 2 Everything You Know Is Wrong """Weird Al"" Yankovic" 3 46 C 3 The Speculator Cathy Fink & Marcy Marxer 4 47 4 Can't Get There From Here R.E.M. 3 37 L 5 (Fun To Be) Perfect Julie Gold 2 43 6 Penis Envy Uncle Bonsai 4 02 E 7 Elvis Is Dead Living Colour 3 49 8 What If King Missile 2 23 C 9 Karen By Night Jill Sobule 3 52 10 Who Do You Want To Be Oingo Boingo 3 18 T 11 I Want To Be Peter Lorre Tom Smith 3 01 12 If I Was A Mekon Too Much Joy 2 44 I 13 Language Is A Virus Laurie Anderson 4 11 14 Jerusalem Dan Bern 3 41 C 15 If I Fell The Beatles 2 17 16 If I Can't Change Your Mind Sugar 3 15 A 17 If I Ruled The World Christine Lavin 4 32 18 "No Anchovies, Please" The J. Geils Band 2 38 4 19 We Do The Simpsons 1 15 20 "If I Had $1,000,000" Barenaked Ladies 4 25 21 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Thompson Twins 3 14 22 If I Were A Rich Man Captain Tractor 3 53 23 ? Captain Tractor 0 35 "Paul Estin, March 1999" 73 34