As we recently found out Ken and Barbie are going to open a beauty-farm
near
L.A. for young and old doll-lovers with smaller or even bigger wrinkles
at their
ass! Referring to leading marketing research managers the need of such
an
institution is extremely high especially in that region...
For the opening celebration the ex-president Ronald Reagan and his
new fish
named "top secret" (or was it a dog?) will visit the beauty-farm. The
ex-president is, as always, optimistic about the effects: "Nobody will
look more
aweful after being here". The farm will probably be called "Nancy Five".
Ken
and Barbie would like to thank the ex-president and his wife for this
generous
gesture by publishing two new Barbies: "The Reagan Couple". The "Nancy"
doll
could be the gate for a new target group of Barbie buyers: the
old and the ugly!
Seniors are delighted, but test-persons of the Alzheimer fund find
fault with the
too small head in relation to the body. Ken and Barbie answered that
this is just
an original copy of the couple and they haven't changed the relations...