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Snark is the Chancellor of Development on HoloMuck. His primary responsibilities are helping builders, maintaining zoning, and overseeing development of everything on Planet Holo. (Radagast is in charge of outer space.)
Physically, Snark is a gelatinous entity of indeterminite size and shape. He may or may not be a Boojum.

by Lewis Carroll

"We have sailed many months, we have sailed many weeks,
     (Four weeks to the month you may mark),
But never as yet ('tis your Captain who speaks)
     Have we caught the least glimpse of a Snark!
"We have sailed many weeks, we have sailed many days
     (Seven days to the week I allow),
But a Snark, on the which we might lovingly gaze,
     We have never beheld till now!
"Come, listen, my men, while I tell you again
     The five unmistakable marks
By which you may know, wheresoever you go,
     The warranted genuine Snarks.

"Let us take them in order.  The first is the taste,
     Which is meager and hollow, but crisp:
Like a coat that is rather too tight in the waist,
     With a flavor of Will-o-the-wisp.
"Its habit of getting up late you'll agree
     That it carries too far, when I say
That it frequently breakfasts at five-o'clock tea,
     And dines on the following day.
"The third is its slowness in taking a jest.
     Should you happen to venture on one,
It will sigh like a thing that is deeply distressed;
     And it always looks grave at a pun.

"The fourth is its fondness for bathing-machines,
     Which is constantly carries about,
And believes that they add to the beauty of scenes--
     A sentiment open to doubt.
"The fifth is ambition.  It next will be right
     To describe each particular batch:
Distinguishing those that have feathers, and bite,
     And those that have whiskers, and scratch.
"For, although common Snarks do no manner of harm,
     Yet, I feel it my duty to say,
Some are Boojums--" The Bellman broke off in alarm,
     For the Baker had fainted away.
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Paul A. Estin