Song, Chant, Poetry, Stories and Satire for the Pagan Community

This entry made: 12/05/1997

Title: Bored of the Dance
Lyrics by: The Kipper Family
Tune: Lord of the Dance
Date:
Source: the Filk Echo archives (fileserv@bdragon.shore.net)
Recorded on: "The Kipper Family - Fresh Yesterday"
Subject: Humor

  
(Written by George Kipper, who is Mr. Kipper's uncle, as 
far as we know......) 

As I walked down to the village hall 
I met Charlie leanin' on the wall 
"Why are you standin' out here, Char-lee?" 
"Cause I am bored of the dance!" said he! 
 
CHORUS: Dance! Dance! What -ever- do they see? 
        In prancin' round all the time, said he 
        I'll leave them all to do it without me 
        For I am bored of the dance, said he! 
 
I come to the dance with my girl, he said 
I told her that I'd rather go to bed, 
Oh yes I'm sure you would, said she, 
But first you'll come and dance with me! 

She said, You'll come and dance right now! 
But I weren't list'nin' when the caller told us how 
They "cast left," but "right" I went 
They danced on, but I ended in the "Gents'!" 

I drank with the Morris-men, James and John, 
They drank with me as the dance went on, 
We drank and we drank till it all went black. 
It's hard to dance when you're lyin' on your back! 

Oh, how she danced on the night they were wed 
She danced, he drank, and then they went to bed 
There's no more story to be told 
She was too hot, and he was out cold!