Song, Chant, Poetry, Stories and Satire for the Pagan Community

This entry made: 03/15/2000

Title: The Modern Pace-Egging Song
Lyrics by: Linda Demissy
Tune: "The Pace-Egging Song"
Date:
Source: http://members.tripod.com/~bardic_circle/modpace.txt
Recorded on:
Subject: Sabbats - Ostara, Humor

Chorus:	Here's one two three four Pagans, all in one line
	We have come a pace egging and we hope you'll prove kind
	And we hope you'll prove kind, with your eggs and strong beer
	For we'll come no more nigh you until the next year

And the first that comes in, is Isaac Bonewits
And he wears on his belt all the skulls that he keeps
Of the fundies he's killed, and he's damn proud to say
He'll do it again if they get in his way

And the next that comes in, is Starhawk the Queen
Of all Dianics and Fem-Wics that you've ever seen
Politically correct, can you say three times fast?
Watch your words if you want your life to last

And the third that comes in is the Corrigan man
He can be seen for miles and be heard in Japan
He would like a small keg, to drink on the way
After all the next house is ten meters away!

And the last that comes in, is Lady Tamarra
And she brought a full coven to cary her garters
Though she'd like to wear them, she'd trip and she'd fall
Lie flat on her face, wouldn't be pleased at all!