Hi. I'm Mouse. I'm big. My mom always says that if I were a human, I'd be a football player. My dad always says that if I were a cartoon character, I'd be Homer Simpson. I'm not very bright, but I make up for it in cuteness and friendliness.
My dad is the one who named me. He says I'm named for a character in a song my Grandma Julia wrote, but I don't remember her too well. As it turns out, it's a fitting name because I squeak when I meow. Everyone thinks that's where my name came from, but really it was just a coincidence.
People used to say I was a bully because I tried to get my sister Grizzie to play with me. But I've mellowed with age, and now they say I'm more of a wimp than anything. I think it's all horribly unfair; I'm really a very nice cat.
I like to chew on things, especially the toilet brush in the bathroom. I've found it's a great way to get attention, and it makes my teeth feel better, too.
If you want to send me some email, go ahead.
Thanks for visiting me!